she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO