They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go