i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she smelled like a LAN party
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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