this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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