i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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