i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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