Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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