is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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