Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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