hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
