it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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