Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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