i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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