Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
