My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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