what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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