Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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