Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Too much gin, very little bucket
only you would photoshop your dick
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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