guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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