Sry I called you an 8
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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