You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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