Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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