I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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