Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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