babies were throwing up all over the place
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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