She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
