How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Text me some of your sweat
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