Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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