That's intense
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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