found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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