chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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