R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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