We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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