I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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