some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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