Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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