and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
