pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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