sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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