i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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