living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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