i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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