i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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