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I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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