I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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