is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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