I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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