I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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