She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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