Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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