wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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