im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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